Crucial advice for anyone planning a trip to the South of France to find Johnny now that he’s single.

Now that the official announcement that Johnny and Vanessa have split has come out, I’ve noticed that suddenly lots of people are finding this blog by googling “Johnny Depp and Plan de la Tour.”

This leads me to believe  that a growing number of delusional women (and men, I’m sure) are interested in visiting the South of France in search of Johnny now that he’s supposedly available.

Since I’ve been here for over a year (and I’ve been delusional for even longer), I think I’m uniquely qualified to provide some vital guidance on the subject:

BACK OFF!   I was here first.

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3 Responses to “Crucial advice for anyone planning a trip to the South of France to find Johnny now that he’s single.”

  1. I haven’t made it to France as of yet, but I thank you so much for this lead. WHOO HOO!

    • what kind of self-respecting Johnny Depp stalker hasn’t made it to France?

      • Lesley,

        I was sure you were covering France, and did not assume I’d have to visit France first. I’ve only started my journey in the last two months. He wasn’t “living” in France during this time. However! I’d be more than happen to help you place more flyers out and about. Canvasing just another talent.

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