Crucial advice for anyone planning a trip to the South of France to find Johnny now that he’s single.
This leads me to believe that a growing number of delusional women (and men, I’m sure) are interested in visiting the South of France in search of Johnny now that he’s supposedly available.
Since I’ve been here for over a year (and I’ve been delusional for even longer), I think I’m uniquely qualified to provide some vital guidance on the subject:
BACK OFF! I was here first.