A heartfelt note to Hugh Laurie

Dear Hugh,

I would stalk you in a heartbeat if you would just move to the South of France (preferably within 20 miles of Vidauban, since I don’t have a car).   Imagine how the blue Mediterranean and sky would set off your eyes!

If you do set up residence here, please let me know.   I’m perfectly capable of multitasking.

love,

Lesley